it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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