Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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