I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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