How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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