I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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