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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  We need to hang out more often

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• (281): View more from Texas

  On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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• (716): View more from New York

  You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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• (516): View more from New York

  Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.

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• (415): View more from California

  i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.

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