You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I lost the right to judge tonight
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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