i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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