I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
