Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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