I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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