You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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