paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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