Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You don't make any sense
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He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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