I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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