we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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