he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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