Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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