There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
well you can't waste a boner
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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