you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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