what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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