I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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