i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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