i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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