so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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