what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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