Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize