have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
