Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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