I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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