I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you win again, gameday.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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