I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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