dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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