Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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