We're facebook friends in real life
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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