smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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