Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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