did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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