She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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