We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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