Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
there was a trapeze. enough said
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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