I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
