Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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