she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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