Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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