You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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