I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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