just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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