Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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