He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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