No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
