i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Did I show you my penis last night?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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