That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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