So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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