Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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