Do vagina's smell?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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